MOMMY.CARDS
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
You're the reason I drink
Mooooo
Silence is suspicious
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
Spa day? How about a spa month?
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
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