MOMMY.CARDS
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
Spa day? How about a spa month?
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Silence is suspicious
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
Mooooo
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
You're the reason I drink
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