MOMMY.CARDS
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
You're the reason I drink
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
Mooooo
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
Silence is suspicious
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
Spa day? How about a spa month?
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
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