MOMMY.CARDS
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
Spa day? How about a spa month?
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
Mooooo
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
You're the reason I drink
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Silence is suspicious
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
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