MOMMY.CARDS
Silence is suspicious
Spa day? How about a spa month?
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
You're the reason I drink
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
Mooooo
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
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