MOMMY.CARDS
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
Spa day? How about a spa month?
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
Silence is suspicious
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
Mooooo
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
You're the reason I drink
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
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