MOMMY.CARDS
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
Silence is suspicious
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
Spa day? How about a spa month?
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
Mooooo
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
You're the reason I drink
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
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