MOMMY.CARDS
You're the reason I drink
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
Mooooo
Silence is suspicious
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
Spa day? How about a spa month?
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