MOMMY.CARDS
Mooooo
Spa day? How about a spa month?
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
You're the reason I drink
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
Silence is suspicious
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
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