MOMMY.CARDS
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
Spa day? How about a spa month?
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
Silence is suspicious
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Mooooo
You're the reason I drink
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
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