MOMMY.CARDS
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
Spa day? How about a spa month?
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
You're the reason I drink
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
Mooooo
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
Silence is suspicious
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
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