MOMMY.CARDS
Spa day? How about a spa month?
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
You're the reason I drink
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
Silence is suspicious
Mooooo
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