MOMMY.CARDS
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
Spa day? How about a spa month?
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
You're the reason I drink
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
Silence is suspicious
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
Mooooo
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