MOMMY.CARDS
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
Spa day? How about a spa month?
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
Mooooo
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
You're the reason I drink
Silence is suspicious
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
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