MOMMY.CARDS
Spa day? How about a spa month?
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
You're the reason I drink
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
Mooooo
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
Silence is suspicious
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
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