MOMMY.CARDS
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Mooooo
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
You're the reason I drink
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Silence is suspicious
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
Spa day? How about a spa month?
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
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