MOMMY.CARDS
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Silence is suspicious
Spa day? How about a spa month?
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
Mooooo
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
You're the reason I drink
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
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