MOMMY.CARDS
Silence is suspicious
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Spa day? How about a spa month?
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
You're the reason I drink
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
Mooooo
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
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