MOMMY.CARDS
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
Spa day? How about a spa month?
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Silence is suspicious
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
You're the reason I drink
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
Mooooo
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
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