MOMMY.CARDS
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
Mooooo
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Silence is suspicious
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
Spa day? How about a spa month?
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
You're the reason I drink
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
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