MOMMY.CARDS
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
Spa day? How about a spa month?
You're the reason I drink
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
Mooooo
Silence is suspicious
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
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