MOMMY.CARDS
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
You're the reason I drink
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
Mooooo
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
Silence is suspicious
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
Spa day? How about a spa month?
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
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