MOMMY.CARDS
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
You're the reason I drink
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Mooooo
Spa day? How about a spa month?
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
Silence is suspicious
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