MOMMY.CARDS
Mooooo
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
You're the reason I drink
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
Silence is suspicious
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
Spa day? How about a spa month?
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
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