MOMMY.CARDS
Hungry? Again? I just fed you!
Mooooo
Calm down, mommy just needs to go pee
You're the reason I drink
Awake past 9pm? Wild night!
Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together
Spa day? How about a spa month?
Silence is suspicious
Chasing tiny humans is my cardio
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Who needs Bali? My silent retreats are on the toilet
Don't call me unless someone's bleeding
I wish kids came with snooze buttons
9 months of pregnancy, but sure, they look like daddy
Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee
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